Stream it now Black Dynamite 2009
 

IMDb rating: 7.30 (15,806 votes)
IMDb ID: 1190536
Duration: 84 min
Release date: January 18, 2009



Black Dynamite is the greatest African-American action star of the 1970s. When his only brother is killed by The Man it's up to him to find justice.


Comedy, Crime, Action, Adventure produced in 2009 [USA]

 
 
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Anonymous 1 year ago

Hahahahahahhhh!!!!

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Anonymous 1 year ago
When trouble is brewing
and no one will fight
Don't worry yourself sick
cause here comes BLACK DYNAMITE

a film with such laughs
and such fine direction
trust me my friends
this a FINNNNEEEEE SELECTION

Whether you wanna laugh
or criticize a flick
There's NO DOUBT
Black Dynamite will do the trick!

There's women and guns
Nun-chuck's go flyin'
dead chinamen and tricky dick
No WAY I AM LYIN'

as black as can be
as mean as it gets
Black Dynamite's got it all
Start placing those bets

when they kill poor jimmy
A beast is unleashed
Dynamite's cleaning up the streets
and planting his seed

A satire it is
A fine example of that
Best film of 2009?
If you don't think so YOURE AS BLINNNNNNNNDDDDDDD AS A BAT!

so grab you some popcorn
grab you a girl
but Black Dynamite in
and give it a whirl

5 stars for this one
that's my personal opinion
when grown folks is talkin'
you betta shut up and listen

Anaconda Malt Liquor may give you "Ooooooooo"'s
this is one bad mamma jamma that won't receive NO BOOS

So instead of spending time with wife
Have a fun night
Sit back relax
and watch BLACK DYNAMITE

*cue Black Dynamite theme music*
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Anonymous 1 year ago
This was definetly a different movie and very surprising.... It is like retro action hero movie. I think this movie being so cheesy actually made it funny.
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Anonymous 1 year ago
Perhaps the funniest movie I will see all year!
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Anonymous 1 year ago
I'M BUYING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous 1 year ago
This surprising little gem could have been the third feature in Grindhouse, and it would have been the best movie of the three. This pitch-perfect comedy both celebrates and satirizes blaxploitation movies, but it does so with a raised eyebrow and its tongue-in-cheek, not the wacky spoof antics of I'm Gonna Git you Sucka. Michael Jai White, who also co-wrote the script, is the titular crime fighting, lady-loving, soul brother looking to find some righteous justice and help some orphan kids too. The attention to detail is impressive, from the saturated film stock, to the bare locations, to the choppy edits and film errors, but the film just nails the tone better than Quentin Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez managed in their odes to schlock cinema. The movie is consistently hilarious without being too self-conscious with its humor, and White makes a terrific straight man to the proceedings. The music is authentic, jazzy, and hilarious in its own right. There's one point where the score even narrates what's happening. Amusing from its first second to its last, with a nunchuk-baring kung fu Richard Nixon. Black Dynamite is deliberately silly, highly quotable, and terrific entertainment.

Nate's Grade: A
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Anonymous 1 year ago
it may be bigger than you, and it may be bigger than me, but it ain't bigger than you AND me, can you dig it?
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Anonymous 1 year ago
An enteraining, fun, and hilarious throwback to 70s blaxploitation movies. It's cheesy and over the top, but that's just what it aims for.
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Anonymous 1 year ago
Blaxploitation nostalgia + over-the-top humor = instant classic. Awesome soundtrack too, by the way. "This some heavy sh#@"
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Anonymous 1 year ago
This was really fun to watch, I haven't seen too many Blacksploitation films but this has peeked my interest in that genre. I love movies like this that intentionally aim to please the movie fan.

The Kung-Fu in this was outta' sight! It did have some pretty good choreographed fighting scenes.

"You diabolical dick shrinkin' mother fuckers!"