Stream it now The Cave 2005

 

LALALALALALALALA IM NOT LISTENING TO THE DIALOUGE! NOT LISTENING! I dont care if your brain just got chopped in 2! Yep,another film that dont wanna be serious.Infact! since this film is getting a 0.I mine aswell be a total nut and goof around.Hmmmmmmmm what do i say? uhhhhh OH MY GOD ITS ALFRED MALINA!


Oh right the plot.A cave+ a bunch of morons=You just got fucked up you stupid brain dead fucker no one will miss you not even you parents,YOU WHERE A MISTAKE! WE SPENT YOUR COLLAGE FUNDS ON HOOKERS! haha.....lol roflcopter rofl lmao roflmao roflmfao! See this film made me say things that no normal critic would say! Wait what film was a i reviewing again? Oh who cares.Whatever film it was about its now a film about pie!


Yadda yadda yadda a 0 out of 10 yadda yadda yadda i didnt shoot the sherrif yadda yadda yadda PIE!!!!!!

Very good movie, not that bad, a little boring, but it seemed pretty good.

Come on really? I think I've seen enough of these average fake monster stories. Write something else or at least stop making this junk. I've seen worse but also much much better I don't get it I am very easy to please but, Come on really?

It had a crap plot and everything in it but i did watch all of it but the only good part about this film was the monsters.

While it is far from being a very good movie, it is still a creepy and disturbing horror movie that will keep many entertained.

If you like monsters killing people in the dark then you might enjoy it.Could be your thing.BUT!!!There is no plot,acting,or story.Overall watch if you are SUPER BORED!!Besides that NO NOT SEE IT!!

I will add I did like the Creature look in this movie.

It was late on a Friday night and I was at my aunt's house looking throgh her movie collection and I found this movie way in the back, the plot made me think that this was a good horror adventure movie. My aunt had not seen it either so I would have not really none. It was not boring it was thrilling but the story and what was going on can confuse you a little bit. Some of the camera work parts were sort of like Cloverfield but it willl not make people as dizzy. It is about a group of cave divers and scientists are exploring this new cave in Romainia, but this rockfall traps them in the cave, and they discover that these deadly creatures are waiting for them, and the lead Jack is starting to have really strange side-effects and with the numbers are dropping minute after minute the remaining scientists have to go more deep in the cave but they have to get away from the dangerous creatures and get out of the cave in time. The plot is suspenseful but when some of them die you can't really see what really is happening. It is not that good it is okay but maybe watch it once and then move on.

5 STARS!!!!

Rating - M for Moderate Violence, Moderate Coarse Language

Tagline - There Are Places Man Was Never Meant To Go.

Website - www.sonypictures.com.au/movies/thecave

Australian Gross - $570,131

A group of cave-divers and scientists explore a newly found cave system in Romania. However, rockfall blocks the exit and after delving further into the cave, the group discover a pack of deadly creatures are waiting for them. With their leader Jack having very strange side-effects and with their numbers dropping, the group must delve even further into the cave, battle the creatures and hope for an exit.

Engaging. The films premise and story is a really big intriguer, and it didn't fail in keeping it's momentum going from start to finish. The creatures and setting's were excellent, and film had me on the egde of my seat, because of the many cholostophobic moments. Alot of action scenes, and quickly changed setting's were great in keeping your attention. The death's of each character were abit predictable, but not knowing what their deaths would be like, was a good thing. The details about the creatures, and the glimpses of them, were very well released to give a little away, but not too much until the end. The ending wasn't expected, but wasn't exquisit.

The plot was great. The story is really what makes the film so intriguing, because alot of people will get shivers just watching the characters going through the tiny passage ways in the cave.

The acting was great. "Eddie Cibrian" and "Morris Chestnut" were the highlighs along with "Piper Perabo". Their was some standout scenes of acting, but with really mellow moments, the characters just needed to be portrayed scared, willing and angry, which they all did.

Overall "The Cave" is a great monster movie, that will have you on the edge of your seat. My ratins is 3.5/5

Not very good.

The movie contains some nice sets, but in the end just another crappy horror movie.